Fun Thoughts....

My aunt sent this to me and it made me laugh. if you have a couple minutes, read on and enjoy this food for thought:

Spread the stupidity...

*Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
*Only in America......do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
*Only in America......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
*Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our
useless junk in the garage.
*Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
*Only in America......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.
*Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.

EVER WONDER ....

*Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin ? Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
*Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
*Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
*Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
*Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
*Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
*Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
*Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
*Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
*You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes?
*Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!
*Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
*Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
*If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
*If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?